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The 11 stages of accessing your King’s timetable

We heard there have been some problems.

1. You hear that timetables are out

2. Only to realise that’s not what it’s supposed to look like

3. So you try and download the King’s mobile app

4. And it either doesn’t work or is completely wrong

5. Then you receive an email from King’s explaining the “technical issues”

6. So you get on the computer and complain to your mates

7. You work yourself up into an epic computer rage

8. And fear that going down to the King’s admin office might be the only solution

9. Then your anger turns to despair

10. And heartache

11. Only then you hear rumours that it might be working

And the whole process starts all over again

King’s told students yesterday that they were still working with their “external supplier” to resolve the issue and added: “Your department is doing all it can to minimise the impact of this issue and to make sure you get all the information you need.”

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